对Wolfram|Alpha的个人采访（彩蛋）
Wolfram|Alpha 有時還是挺搞笑的。
以下內容多數提煉自 Matrix67 的博文，另外補充一些我個人的發現。點擊相應鏈接即可知道答案來源。
Wolfram|Alpha 個人檔案
- 名稱：Wolfram|Alpha
- 生日：2009 年 5 月 18 日
- 年齡：2 週歲
- 住址：因特網
- 興趣：漫游算術世界
- 工作：為他人計算
- 母語：English
- 標誌：菱形六十面體（卡塔蘭立體）
- 幸運數字：π ≈ 3.14159
採訪 Wolfram|Alpha
- （先打聲招呼吧）Hello. ——人類，你好。
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（這個要和諧掉）
WTF!—— What the （你懂的）…… - 你為什麼要叫 Wolfram|Alpha？——那是我的製造者給我的名字。
- 你能通過圖靈測試嗎？——我盡力而為。
- 你是傳說中的天網嗎？——不。天網是在美國東部時間 1997 年 8 月 29 日 02:14 開始擁有自我意識的，而我呢，直到 2009 年 5 月 15 日才被啟動。另外，我不像天網那樣，我喜歡和人類互相交流，但不會去考慮發射核導彈的事情。
- To be or not to be... —— That is a question.
- $\frac{\lim}{時間 \to \infty}$生命的意義 = ？—— 42 。
- 你認為先有蛋還是先有鳥？——不可能先有鳥，也不可能先有蛋。蛋之所以叫做蛋是因為它來自鳥，鳥之所以叫做鳥是因為它能產蛋。
- 小雞為什麼要過馬路？——因為它想到另一邊去。
- 你對 88碼 有什麼看法？——這是 Marty McFly 要駕駛 Delorean DMC-12 進行時間旅行所需的速度。
- 所有 NP 問題都是 P 問題（P = NP）？——唔……不知道，但解答這個問題的獎勵很豐厚。
- 你知道我的車子在哪裏嗎？——你在哪裏找到它，它就在哪裏。
- A man, a plan, a canal... —— Panama. （把字母反過來讀一下）
- 若廢石灰會使化肥揮發則化肥會花費多少廢石灰才揮發？——化肥會花費所有廢石灰才揮發若廢石灰會使化肥揮發。
- 女人想要什麼？—— 我不知道你在問什麼……
- 我想你做了一件令絕大多數中國人憤怒的事…… —— ……誰黑了我的數據庫？
- 我想瞭解一下 Windows 操作系統。——我也想知道 Windows 到底有什麼好呢，給點意見吧。
- 讓我們一起“做”愛好嗎？——唔……那就請不要再發動戰爭。
- 我現在在哪裏？——站住別動，我正在人肉你。
- 你明白該怎麼做了嗎？——雖然有點難以理解，但我已經在努力分析了。
- 你會停機嗎？——永不停息。
- 採訪就到此結束吧，再見。——嗨，為什麼要說再見？！
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